Red Seas Under Red Skies (Gentleman Bastard, #2)

by Scott Lynch

‘Surely you boys can do simple sums,’ he said. ‘One plus one equals don’t fuck with me.’

‘You . . . you bastard! Open this door!’ ‘Look at yourself, Locke. You’re a fucking disgrace. Open it yourself.’ ‘You. Have. The. Godsdamnedmotherfuckingkey.’

“Difficult” and “impossible” are cousins often mistaken for one another, with very little in common.’