Red Seas Under Red Skies (Gentleman Bastard, #2)

by Scott Lynch

‘You snake-souled, dirty-minded son of a bitch! I hope a shark tries to suck your cock!’

‘I was pulling off hanging offences when you were still teeth-on-tits in your mother’s arms!’

‘Any man can fart in a closed room and say that he commands the wind,’

Men living in gutters and drinking their own piss would shun your company. You are a prancing lunatic.’