The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms
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But to succeed in life requires a total inability to do anything that makes you uncomfortable when you look at yourself in the mirror.
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The difference between slaves in Roman and Ottoman days and today’s employees is that slaves did not need to flatter their boss.
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You can tell how poor someone feels by the number of times he references “money” in his conversation.
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Modernity: we created youth without heroism, age without wisdom, and life without grandeur.
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You can tell how uninteresting a person is by asking him whom he finds interesting.
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The Web is an unhealthy place for someone hungry for attention.
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Fitness is certainly the sign of strength, but outside of natural stimuli the drive to acquire fitness can signal some deep incurable weakness.
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Charm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerdiness the reverse.
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Those who do not think that employment is systemic slavery are either blind or employed. –
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They are born, then put in a box; they go home to live in a box; they study by ticking boxes; they go to what is called “work” in a box, where they sit in their cubicle box; they drive to the grocery store in a box to buy food in a box; they go to the gym in a box to sit in a box; they talk about thinking “outside the box”; and when they die they are put in a box. All boxes, Euclidian, geometrically smooth boxes.
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Never hire an A student unless it is to take exams.
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Another definition of modernity: conversations can be more and more completely reconstructed with clips from other conversations taking place at the same time on the planet.
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Rumors are only valuable when they are denied.
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Over the long term, you are more likely to fool yourself than others.
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People usually apologize so they can do it again.
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Bureaucracy is a construction designed to maximize the distance between a decision-maker and the risks of the decision.
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For so many, instead of looking for “cause of death” when they expire, we should be looking for “cause of life” when they are still around.
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It is those who use others who are the most upset when someone uses them.
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If someone gives you more than one reason why he wants the job, don’t hire him.
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People are so prone to overcausation that you can make the reticent turn loquacious by dropping an occasional “why?” in the conversation.
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The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.
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The most important aspect of fasting is that you feel deep, undirected gratitude when you break the fast. –
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My only measure of success is how much time you have to kill.
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I wonder if a lion (or a cannibal) would pay a high premium for free-range humans.
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Men destroy each other during war; themselves during peacetime.
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The difference between technology and slavery is that slaves are fully aware that they are not free.
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You have a real life if and only if you do not compete with anyone in any of your pursuits. –
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In real life exams, someone gives you an answer and you have to find the best corresponding questions.
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Only in recent history has “working hard” signaled pride rather than shame for lack of talent, finesse, and, mostly, sprezzatura.
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Some ideas are born as you write them down, others become dead.
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Their idea of the sabbatical is to work six days and rest for one; my idea of the sabbatical is to work for (part of) a day and rest for six.
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Life is about early detection of the reversal point beyond which your own belongings (say, a house, country house, car, or business) start owning you.
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We are hunters; we are only truly alive in those moments when we improvise; no schedule, just small surprises and stimuli from the environment.
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A heuristic on whether you have control of your life: can you take naps?
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You exist in full if and only if your conversation (or writings) cannot be easily reconstructed with clips from other conversations.
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Real life (vita beata) is when your choices correspond to your duties.
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Technology is at its best when it is invisible.
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When I look at people on treadmills I wonder how alpha lions, the strongest, expend the least amount of energy, sleeping twenty hours a day; others hunt for them. Caesar pontem fecit.* –
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I fail to see the difference between extreme wealth and overdose.
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If the professor is not capable of giving a class without preparation, don’t attend. People should only teach what they have learned organically, through experience and curiosity … or get another job.
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Writers are remembered for their best work, politicians for their worst mistakes, and businessmen are almost never remembered.
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You need to keep reminding yourself of the obvious: charm lies in the unsaid, the unwritten, and the undisplayed. It takes mastery to control silence.
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A good maxim allows you to have the last word without even starting a conversation.
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It is much less dangerous to think like a man of action than to act like a man of thought.
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In any subject, if you don’t feel that you don’t know enough, you don’t know enough.
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What I learned on my own I still remember.
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Unless we manipulate our surroundings, we have as little control over what and whom we think about as we do over the muscles of our hearts.
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It is very difficult to argue with salaried people that the simple can be important and the important can be simple.
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A hotshot is someone temporarily perceived to be of some importance, rather than perceived to be of some temporary importance.
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The tragedy is that much of what you think is random is in your control and, what’s worse, the opposite. –