“Jeremy wanted me to be just like him, which wouldn’t be so bad, except he’s just like all of his friends. It’s like Coeur d’Alene all over again—except with pasta and better defined pectorals. And it doesn’t annoy me that Jeremy wants me to be just like him. That’s actually kind of nice. But what bothers me is that Jeremy is just essentially not like me, and we’re too disparate to ever be in sync. I thought, you know, dating would be a bit easier. It’s not. And what’s truly freaky is realizing I’m vulnerable to identity changes because I’m so desperate to find a niche. I feel like Crystal
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