Dusty said, “Gawd … I was rilly, rilly freaked out the first time I had chunks. No one ever tells you about that in, like, school or at home or anything. You see those Playtex commercials and they’ve got this watery blue liquid and that’s what you’re expecting, and then one day you look at your pad and there are … chunks there. Grotacious.” Karla, ever logical, said, “I knew intellectually it had to be uterine lining, but I envisioned the lining as being thin, wispy … not like chunks of liver.” Dusty figured, “We, as women, also need to invent some alternative to that adhesive they use on
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