Goal Lines & First Times (CU Hockey, #3)

by Eden Finley

Pandas are so dumb, they’re carnivorous but eat plants. Because … plants are right there. Einstein: That sounds more lazy than dumb. Richie: When Sloths climb trees, they sometimes think their own limb is a branch and fall to their death. Einstein: LMAO! Oh wait, I mean … I shouldn’t laugh at that, right? Richie: Turkeys drown by staring up at the sky when it’s raining. Einstein: And we have a winner.

Second, it’s not the actor. It’s the character. According to my old pal Google, demi people can form connections with fictional characters easier than people. And from what I know about myself, it seems pretty accurate.

I thought he was blocking my view, but maybe he was my view the whole time.

Richie: I miss my Einstein.

Zach struggles with subtext, whereas I live in it. Unanswered text? They’re clearly annoyed with me. No eye contact? Hiding something. Feeling distant? We’re about to break up.