@confused96: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with plutonium? @scientistguy: …? @confused96: It went OK. I blink. Stare at the answer for a moment, trying to figure it out. O … K? Is that meant to be from the periodic table? What the hell does plutonium have to do with it though? Before I can reply, a stream of messages starts to pop up. @confused96: Wait. Shit. POTASSIUM. Oxygen and POTASSIUM. They dated. It went okay. I mean OK!!!! **Face palm** I give up.
