“Yeah, you know. Boobered. Why can’t I say Boobered right?” “I’m guessing you mean Ubered?” I point at him. “Yes. That. Has anyone ever told you that you could be the smartest hockey player in the history of hockey players?” Cohen chuckles. “Definitely not, but it’s good to know I jump up a few IQ points when the people around me are drunk off their asses.” “You know what that means, don’t you?” “I should get everyone drunk?” “Exactly! Being dunk if nuf.” “Sure it is, whatever that means.”
