“My dick hurts.” Seth laughs. “You should see someone about that.” “It just needs some attention.” “It is totally shocking that your cock is an attention whore.” “It wants love.” Seth reaches over and rubs the bulge in my pants. “I’ll make sure to find it a good home.” I frown. “Are we still talking about sex?” “Fuck, you’re adorable. Yes. Sex. Now. Upstairs.”