“Hi, honey. We—” Seth’s mom stops dead in her tracks. “Oh, dear. Uh. We came to … and the key … We, uh, umm.” At least his dad looks like he’s trying not to react. Oh no. This is bad. This is like outing Seth to his parents bad. Quick, come up with an excuse as to why you’re naked in their son’s apartment. “I’m a nudist!” I blurt. They both look confused. “I’m trying to recruit Seth into my cult. That’s why I’m naked.” Seth’s dad looks like he’s trying to swallow his lips. His mom is averting her gaze. Hmm, they don’t believe me. “I actually gave up my clothing for Lent.” “That starts in
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Hilarious 😂
