Goal Lines & First Times (CU Hockey, #3)

by Eden Finley

@confused96: No! That wasn’t an offer or a come on or trying to lead to sexting. I really am curious if ugliness is a problem when it seems everyone I talk to is only interested in dicks and buttholes. @scientistguy: lol. Has someone actually asked to see your butthole? How do you even take a photo of that?

The banter between these two is hilarious!

“Hi, honey. We—” Seth’s mom stops dead in her tracks. “Oh, dear. Uh. We came to … and the key … We, uh, umm.” At least his dad looks like he’s trying not to react. Oh no. This is bad. This is like outing Seth to his parents bad. Quick, come up with an excuse as to why you’re naked in their son’s apartment. “I’m a nudist!” I blurt. They both look confused. “I’m trying to recruit Seth into my cult. That’s why I’m naked.” Seth’s dad looks like he’s trying to swallow his lips. His mom is averting her gaze. Hmm, they don’t believe me. “I actually gave up my clothing for Lent.” “That starts in February,” Seth mutters. Oh shit. “Okay, truth. I have a mole. Somewhere not … normal. I asked Seth to look at it for me.” Seth finally breaks. “Oh my God, stop talking and go put clothes on.”

Hilarious 😂