Goal Lines & First Times (CU Hockey, #3)

by Eden Finley

Richie: Well played. I just googled dumbest animals on the planet to find my spirit animal. I’m not like you. I can’t simply pick one because I see it eating nuts and think HMM, I LIKE THE LOOK OF THOSE NUTS. Einstein: That’s not how it happened, but go on. What did you find? Richie: Pandas are so dumb, they’re carnivorous but eat plants. Because … plants are right there. Einstein: That sounds more lazy than dumb. Richie: When Sloths climb trees, they sometimes think their own limb is a branch and fall to their death. Einstein: LMAO! Oh wait, I mean … I shouldn’t laugh at that, right? Richie: Turkeys drown by staring up at the sky when it’s raining. Einstein: And we have a winner.