Cohen glances at Grant’s brother. “Please let me stay in your room.” “I don’t even know you,” Seth says. “I really don’t feel like listening to your brother have sex, and I just spent two hours in the back seat with Beck.” “Hey,” I complain. “Feel sorry for me!” Seth sighs. “Fine. I wouldn’t subject anyone to Foster and Zach’s sex noises, and I don’t even need to justify the Beck thing.” “Hey!” I say more emphatically. I point at everyone in the group. “You see this? This is why we haven’t been close the last three years.” Jacobs laughs. “Sure. That’s why. Has nothing to do with your annoying
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