The Fran Lebowitz Reader

by Fran Lebowitz

for while etiquette is surely a factor, acceptable behavior is comprised of a good deal more.

Very few people possess true artistic ability.

I am not, however, fond of large groups of people.

If you are a disc jockey, kindly remember that your job is to play records that people will enjoy dancing to and not to impress possible visiting disc jockeys with your esoteric taste.