The Fran Lebowitz Reader

by Fran Lebowitz

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.

So bergman

“We have cinnamon raisin bread and english muffins and we can put whatever we like on it because we have democracy.”

One can only assume that this has something to do with not smoking enough.

“Your right to wear a mint-green polyester leisure suit ends where it meets my eye.”

Garment would truly be hideous

Airports That Have Fallen into the Hands of Graphic Designers with a Penchant for Bold Simplicity.

they believed themselves to be as sophisticated as was possible under the circumstances, which were undeniably heterosexual and therefore limited.

“There’s a student council president if I ever saw one,”