Knock Knock, Open Wide

by Neil Sharpson

Moths with bodies as big as babies’ thumbs floundered in light-addled ecstasy.

A deliciously well-turned phrase

HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED

Wolf 359 was an inside job

These aren’t the lesbians you’re looking for, move along.

gives me a look like I caught her in the bath with a courgette.