Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

by Darynda Jones

“Have you ever had one of those days that starts out like crazy on whole wheat and goes downhill from there?”

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH, TWICE? —T-SHIRT

I almost always, nigh 100 percent of the time, tried really hard to attempt to hold up my side of any bargain in any given situation.

ay-sap.”

I have never seen ASAP spelled like this.

I STOPPED FIGHTING MY INNER DEMONS. WE’RE ON THE SAME SIDE NOW. —T-SHIRT

I wasn’t particularly fond of being watched. Unless the watcher was over six feet with a hot body and sexy smile. And he wasn’t a serial killer. That always helped.

lighting

lightning

IS IT SEXY IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME? —T-SHIRT

UPON THE ADVICE OF MY ATTORNEY, MY SHIRT BEARS NO MESSAGE AT THIS TIME. —T-SHIRT

I WAS AN ATHEIST UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS GOD. —BUMPER STICKER

“Evil is simply the absence of good, the absence of God.”

WHERE AM I GOING AND WHAT AM I DOING IN THIS HANDBASKET? —BUMPER STICKER

NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY: LIKE WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT. —BUMPER STICKER

YOU KNOW THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE? I’M THAT. —T-SHIRT

IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED, FAILURE MAY BE YOUR THING. —T-SHIRT

The station was like a melting potty

JUST BECAUSE I DON’T CARE DOESN’T MEAN I DON’T UNDERSTAND. —T-SHIRT

THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF. AND SPIDERS. —BUMPER STICKER