Second Grave on the Left (Charley Davidson, #2)

by Darynda Jones

IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT’S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. —BUMPER STICKER

How did she always know I was coming? I was pure stealth. Smoke. Nigh invisible. Like a ninja without the head wrap. “Crap,” I said when I tripped on my own feet and dropped my cell.

“Do chickens lay snowballs?

I WAS AN ATHEIST UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS GOD. —BUMPER STICKER

IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED, FAILURE MAY BE YOUR THING. —T-SHIRT

JUST BECAUSE I DON’T CARE DOESN’T MEAN I DON’T UNDERSTAND. —T-SHIRT