You’re going to stop the boys from screwing me and Jemima and Kay, are you? Then where are they going to go for it? Huh? Lotsa your good parishioners got daughters. You think they want Ivets prowling round at night? And how about you, Father, do you want Leslie and Douglas giving your sweet little friend Jay the eye? Do you? Because they will if they can’t get it from me.
Oh for fuck's sake.
And Jay as in... the very small child? She's like 5 or 7? Seriously.
"Yea, verily, witness the community-destroying power of young cishet men not getting their sexual desires met --god only knows what might happen if they aren't assigned a body to use."
