“After they give you the tits, your nipples are cockeyed and way too high,” she says. “they use a razor to shave the nipples off, and they relocate them.” That’s her word. Relocate. The Brandy Alexander Nipple Relocation Program. My dead brother, the late Shane, shakes the last bowel evacuant off her damp palm. Brandy says, “I have no sensation in my nipples.”
