Fuzzy Nation

by John Scalzi

Landon shrugged. “Expensive now, yes,” he said. “But the future is long.

I do not want the men who killed my child to move in the same air or see the same sun that my child did. You are not good men. You do not deserve these good things.”

Haha

Minister Plenipotentiary for the Nation of Fuzzy Peoples.

What’s he wearing for such an august occasion? Scalzi doesn’t care because it doesn’t advance the story.

Haha

Haha

“They’re going around with that tourism group again about why its proposed jungle tour is a bad idea for anyone who doesn’t like to get eaten.”

Haha - show the video by the surveyor who in his overconfidence, filmed himself getting eaten. p. 114

Haha

“Building a nation is not all parties and fireworks,” Holloway said. “Said the man at a party, setting off fireworks,” Isabel said.

Haha

“You missed the fireworks,” Holloway said. “I saw them out the window,” he said. “Did you have Carl set them off?” “Seemed fitting, since we changed the name of Aubreytown to Carlsburg,”

Haha

“I’m tempted to let the hunting tour run, so long as it’s only equipped with knives.”

Haha

Lying is part of the skill set.”

Ouch haha

I’m the man who can hit a client to cause a mistrial. I’m the guy who can lie about his girlfriend in a corporate inquiry.

Copyright © 2011 by John Scalzi