New Moon (Twilight, #2)
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His skin was, as always, smooth, hard, and very cold.
Aoife Roche
Just hit me that she’s basically holding hands with a corpse
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I could never quite mimic the flow of his perfect, formal articulation. It was something that could only be picked up in an earlier century.
Aoife Roche
No he just speaks the way normal people write emails
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(College was Plan B. I was still hoping for Plan A, but Edward was just so stubborn about leaving me human . . .)
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This gal really should have gone with plan B and saved the world from cgi Loch Ness daughter
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(he was ridiculously enthusiastic about Plan B).
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Feminist king
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Romeo was one of my favorite fictional characters. Until I’d met Edward, I’d sort of had a thing for him.
Aoife Roche
The concept of Bella’s TikTok book boyfriend being Romeo
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Edward took a few deep breaths to calm himself.
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He literally doesn’t have a heartbeat to calm
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I could tell that he wasn’t breathing.
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Does he normally breathe??? He’s literally dead
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My own life was fairly devoid of belief.
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This is very unmormon of Ms Myer
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“I’d rather die than be with Mike Newton,” I protested.
Aoife Roche
Poor Mike just got brought into this out of nowhere only to get absolutely shit on
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“Well, I was thinking, since it’s still my birthday, that I’d like you to kiss me again.” “You’re greedy tonight.”
Aoife Roche
Imagine having to beg your geriatric boyfriend to kiss you
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“No, I don’t think she’s hurt,” he told someone. “She just keeps saying ‘He’s gone.’”
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Cringing on her behalf
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Going for a walk with Edward, up the path, it said. Back soon, B.
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Forgery is a crime mr Edward Cullen
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I stopped there. I was sure that he would have been very thorough. It will be as if I’d never existed, he’d promised me.
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Him literally stealing her possessions while she was passed out in the woods - what an evil old man
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I didn’t mind communism;
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Slay Bella
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And my dad just saw Dead End and he really liked it.” I grasped at the promising title. “What’s that one about?”
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Oh my god she’s a necrophiliac
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I tried to start a conversation a few times while we ate, but Jessica was not cooperative. I must have really offended her.
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Bella is genuinely such an awful friend it’s gross
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Only a teenage boy would agree to this: deceiving both our parents while repairing dangerous vehicles using money meant for my college education.
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Only teenage boys lie and deceive
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“Five foot four is perfectly average.” I sniffed.
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So true Bella, say it louder
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“It’s hard to believe I’m two years older than you,” I said, emphasizing the word older. “You make me feel like a dwarf.”
Aoife Roche
This is not how you let a guy down. She’s leading poor little Jacob on
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“Wow,” I murmured. I was thrilled. This had to be it, the recipe for a hallucination—adrenaline plus danger plus stupidity. Something close to that, anyway.
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Oh this girl needs a therapist
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“Nothing. I just hadn’t realized before. Did you know, you’re sort of beautiful?” Once the words slipped out, I worried that he might take my impulsive observation the wrong way.
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I feel so bad for him, of course he’s gonna take it the wrong way you dumbass
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“Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good.” He grinned at me in the dark cab. “Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you’d taste good.”
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This is a wild sentence Ms Mormon Myer
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“Yes,” Jacob answered. “But Bella doesn’t like music.” I stared at Jacob, surprised. I’d never told him that.
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She’s so quirky and not like other girls but in the worst way possible
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He chuckled again, as a flagpole speared another man into a concrete wall.
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Me watching IT
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Jacob was better, but not well enough to call me. He was out with friends. I was sitting home, missing him more every hour. I was lonely, worried, bored . . . perforated—and now also desolate as I realized that the week apart had not had the same effect on him.
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This girl reallyyyy needs a therapist holy shit
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I was dog-tired,
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Hahahaha
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I still couldn’t turn a blind eye to what was happening, like Billy seemed to, but I couldn’t condemn Jacob for it either.
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She can’t condemn murder??? This girl is insane
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Jacob was my friend whether he killed people or not.
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BELLA?????
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“No, Jake, no. It’s not that you’re a . . . wolf. That’s fine,”
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Bella stands in support of furries
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When we walked along the beach now, he always held my hand.
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She is actually insane, they are literally a couple at this point
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“He’s at the funeral.”
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Oopsie
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“Isabella Marie Swan,” he whispered,
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Not the full Christian name
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“Bella, you seem to be under a misapprehension.” He closed his eyes, shaking his head back and forth with half a smile on his beautiful face.
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I actually hate this man so much
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“Let me finish! I’m a good liar, but still, for you to believe me so quickly.” He winced. “That was . . . excruciating.”
Aoife Roche
Oh boo hoo go back to Italy bitch
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“But how could you believe me? After all the thousand times I’ve told you I love you, how could you let one word break your faith in me?”
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DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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I’d be happy to beg now, if you’d like that.”
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I would love to see it
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She won’t be tainting perfectly good air by breathing in and out for much longer.”
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I don’t think Stephanie Meyer is aware that you don’t need to breathe if you don’t have a heartbeat lmaooo
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“I will never leave you again.”
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How threatening
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You’re going to stay, but let me get all old anyway?
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HAH
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He really did want me the way I wanted him—forever. It was only fear for my soul, for the human things he didn’t want to take from me, that made him so desperate to leave me mortal.
Aoife Roche
I cannot believe I’ve watched this girl get groomed so hard over the past 2 books
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Edward grabbed my face in his hand, forcing me to look at him. His other hand was out, palm toward Carlisle.
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Wish he would’ve died and freed her
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“Oh, c’mon,” I said, an edge of hysteria in my voice. “I’m only eighteen.” “Well, I’m nearly a hundred and ten. It’s time I settled down.”
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GROSS OLD MAN EW
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He wouldn’t even answer my phone calls. I made these calls mostly at night, after Edward had been kicked out—promptly
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Oh my god leave him alone
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“Why? Why would Jacob do this to me?”
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Deserved
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“Ugh. I would never hurt her.”
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Ugh