Oh, I don’t doubt it for a second. When you’re in Mara’s debt, you’re really in it. She’ll wake you up in the middle of the night and drag you out of bed to drive her across the state, because she wants to take a photo of a rock formation at dawn for her Instagram account. She’ll make you turn down a date with the boy you’ve been crushing on for the past six months because he’s not suitably cool. Then she’ll go out on a date with the guy and screw him herself, because she’d never actually noticed how good-looking he was until you brought him up. But what can a girl do? She’s my friend.

