“Literally. The word ‘literally’ gets used in the most inappropriate ways. Oh my god, you are lid-er-ally the worst,” he pantomimes in his best valley girl accent. “Whoever they are, they aren’t the worst. Hitler was the worst. Or Stalin. Ninety percent of the time, there’s a way more accurate term that should be used. People are so hyperbolic—” “I’m not being hyperbolic, Dash. You are literally the most frustrating person I’ve ever met. Now shut your mouth.” He’s so stunned that he grants me my wish and his mouth snaps closed. I lean toward him across the corner of the table, trying to keep a
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