Hornsby: I gave it an hour, but I can’t fucking take it any longer . . . Taters and Posey were wrestling naked together, and I walked in on it. Taters’s penis was on Posey’s knee, and they both liked it. Jesus fucking Christ. I pinch the bridge of my nose and take a few deep breaths. My phone dings, and I mentally prepare for what’s to come. Pacey: Uh . . . what? Holmes: Like . . . they were both naked? Posey: NO! Taters was naked. I was respectful enough to put on underwears. Taters: I was about to put on my briefs. Also, only a child calls it underwears, you nitwit.
