“So the main thing I need to stress before we get started is that sex will fuck with your head sometimes. Even fake sex. Even fake sex with lots of crew members nearby holding heavy equipment. On paper, we’re all grown-ups with rational brains that recognize we’re doing a job, but in reality, lots of us are horny meatbags with easily confused limbic systems. So while much of what we do will be sneaky angles and pretending—and while we’ll have some barriers in place for when we’re not pretending—there will be times when you need to remind yourself that it’s just biology. Got it? Just. Biology.”
