“Is that a—” “Slice, Slice, Baby promotional condom? Why, yes it is.” Kallum tapped his temple. “I saved one for an emergency smash.” “Your pizza place made promotional condoms?” “Sure did. Pizza and Chill: order a pizza for two and get a free condom.” He sighed. “It didn’t take off like I thought it would, so we ended the promotion early. I’ve got a lot of condoms left over.”
