Topher: The pizza biz is good. I hired a new delivery driver for the Lawrence location. Me: Is it that guy I saw you making eyes at who asked for an application the week before I left? Topher: He was highly qualified. Topher: And highly hot. Topher: But I’m keeping it profesh. I swear. Me: Who am I to stand in the way of young coworkers in love? Topher: Uh, my boss? Me: Right.