But to be fair, we did hook up a year and a half ago at Chad and Chad’s wedding—yes, they were both named Chad. The next day, Natalie went on to catch the bouquet and then meet her newly acquired husband at the post-wedding brunch—and she turned out to be the latest in a long line of bridesmaids to find the love of her life soon after shagging me. It wouldn’t have been so bad if word hadn’t spread across the whole group of people Nolan and I had grown up with. These days, I’m the most sought-after party favor at any wedding, luckier than catching a bouquet.
