“She said, ‘I slept with Kallum Lieberman.’ And then she tore that fat honking diamond off her finger and put it in the hand of the most sad, stunned man I’d ever seen in my life before running out into traffic and getting hit by a bus.” I froze. “Oh my God. No. Is she okay?” She shrugged. “That last part was a lie, but she did steal some random girl’s Uber.”
