“Wow,” she whispered. “I’d seen it before—you know, because of the sex tape thing, but it’s just wow. I’ve only ever seen one other penis in real life, but I feel like I can say with certainty that you have a very good penis.” I couldn’t stop myself from glowing with pride. “Can you put that on a certificate or something so I can put it on my fridge? I never did make honor roll.”
