Check his shit out—looked like he was finally prepared to try a psychiatric version of Proactiv. Next thing he knew he was going to be on TV, staring into a camera and saying, “All it takes is a little dab of Self-awareness . . . and then I rinse with the patented Defining Yourself Wash, and my mind and emotions are clean and glowing—” Okay, now he was really losing his damn marbles, true.

