Summer: MORE BABIES! Willa: Is this in reference to Theo just dragging Winter out of here like a horny caveman? Summer: Shit. I didn’t mean to put this in the group chat. Willa: Aww. You guys have a sister chat? Summer: *salute emoji* Sloane: What even is that emoji? It always looks like a dick to the forehead to me. Willa: Sorry, come again? Sloane: Or a side profile of Pinocchio. Summer: Sloane . . . it’s a hand. Saluting. Like YES, SIR! Sloane: Seriously? I’m looking closer now. *salute emoji* Willa: A fucking dick to the face? Pinocchio? There are tiny bumps that show the fingers. Somebody
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