Q: Can you introduce me to the Avengers? A: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I got asked this…I could pretty much buy my own Quinjet. So, in brief, sorry, not really. As you might imagine, being Super Heroic also means they’re all super-busy. Clint also has his hands full with his family and a new protégé. And Bruce? I never know where (like, even on what world) he is, but he’s always busy. You didn’t hear this from me, but if you really want to meet a Super Hero, may I humbly suggest putting yourself in mortal danger from an otherworldly being?

