“First, I’d curse you to always appear homely to any potential lover.” Hermes gasped. “Then, I would ensure you never find your rhythm again. That applies to dancing and sex.” “You wouldn’t,” Hermes said. “The sight of your penis would make everyone gag.” “You beast!” “Those aren’t even my favorites,” said Hades with a smirk. “My favorite is that every television series you start never finishes.” “No!” Hermes bellowed. “It is true what they say. You are a cruel god.”
