“What the fuck, Hades,” he snapped. “A gentle shake would have sufficed.” “I am not interested in being gentle with you.” “Oh, come on,” he groaned. “Now you’re just fucking with me.” “I am not fucking with you.” “Yes, you are,” he hissed. “Don’t you know how sexual that sounds?” “No,” Hades said. “Liar,” Hermes said and then collapsed to the bed. “I am assuming you are not here to ravish me, so what do you want? I was sleeping so well.”