“What do you mean she’s in the hospital?” Dionysus demanded. Naia and Lilaia, two of his maenads, had just returned with news, and it wasn’t at all what Dionysus had expected. Phaedra had been admitted to Asclepius Community Hospital. Given her shitty husband, he feared Theseus was responsible. “She’s in labor,” said Naia. “Labor,” Dionysus repeated. “She’s having a baby,” said Lilaia. “In case you don’t know what that means.” “I know what it means,” Dionysus glared. “But how did this happen?” “Given how often you eye fuck Ariadne, I am surprised you don’t know where babies come from,
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