“I have considered castration, but I think you’d find that too pleasant,” said Hades. The god pursed his lips and then shrugged. “Fair.” “I had to nix anything that requires restraint too.” “Unfair,” said the god. “I could send you into the Forest of Despair, but it’s likely your greatest fear is a life with only one sexual partner.” “A tragedy,” Hermes said. “Which means I’d take a different approach.” “You really have thought about this,” said Hermes. “First, I’d curse you to always appear homely to any potential lover.” Hermes gasped. “Then, I would ensure you never find your rhythm again.
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