Now I've seen detectives on TV work that same con with 100% success. It works every time for them. I've tried to talk to statisticians about my unbelievable 0% success rate - I mean what are the odds of that? - but they say they're not interested. Even though it's their specialty! That's what's wrong with America today, I guess. Something like that. I know something's wrong with America. Maybe that's it.
