How Y'all Doing? Misadventures and Mischief from a Life Well Lived

by Leslie Jordan

I mainly said it because Wes Chatham was so damn good-looking. And Tiffany was real pretty, too. But mainly because Wes Chatham was so damn good-looking. “So, I guess I’m renting a minivan,” mumbled Allison under her breath. “Hush. He’s cute,” I said. “They will pay you back from petty cash.”