then for my final flourish, I dramatically turned around and put my hands behind me. “But if you must, arrest me. Arrest me. Throw me in the slammer. I will tell my story to the judge.” I stood with my back to the cop for a moment or two. When I turned back around, he said, “Are you done? Mr. Jordan, you are being overly dramatic. This has been resolved. We talked to the three combatants and they have agreed to stay out of this area. They are being released and you should go home and calm down.”
