The sequence of training should be reversed: on day one, bring the puking BMSs right into the House of God and rub their noses in Olive O.: turn off potential surgeons with her humps; potential internal-medicine red-hots with her numbers incompatible with life and her inability to be cured or dead; even potential gynecologists will take one look at the terrain of their future specialty and transfer into dentistry. And then—and only then—let the ones who still have the stomach for it start on the preclinical years.”