said, “How’d it go? Terrible. The Fat Man said to me ‘Don’t worry, the Privates know the new terns are here, and they’re only admitting emergencies.’ So what happened? I get five and a half emergencies.” “What’s a half ?” “A transfer from another service to medicine. I asked the Fat Man about that too, and he said, ‘Since you only get half credit for the admission, you only do half an exam.’ ” “Which half ?”
