“Now, this I’ll give you a good price for,” I said, admiring the vein that arched up his dick. “My… penis?” I glanced up at him and pulled a face. “Can’t you say the word cock? Calling it a penis feels real weird, kid. Like you’re too young to be here.” He pulled his hands away from his face. “You’re the one who keeps calling me kid.” I blinked up at him. “Fucking touché.”