The Throne of Fire (Kane Chronicles, #2)

by Rick Riordan

Bast had insisted we keep everyone up-to-speed on the regular subjects like math and reading, although she did sometimes add her own elective courses, such as Advanced Cat Grooming, or Napping. There was a waiting list to get into Napping.

“Felix?” I called. “No penguins.” “Aw, c’mon!” Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn’t fair to the birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins was undergoing psychotherapy.

“Want a cookie,” Ra said. “What kind?” “Weasel cookie.” I’m here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe.