Misha asked me to marry Tiana and to look after her. I said yes out of loyalty to my friend. There were times I regretted the promise I made, but I was going to see it through because I’m a man of my word. But fuck, Tiana is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever laid eyes on. I don’t know what I expected her to be like, but it was definitely not the angel seated beside me. She smells like vanilla cupcakes. Sweet and fucking edible.
