Scepter of the Ancients (Skulduggery Pleasant, #1)

by Derek Landy

he had the disquieting habit of insulting people without realizing it, then laughing at their shock.

in my own way, I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.’”

Ever since she was a child, she had much preferred her own company to the company of others,

“You look like you might faint.” Stephanie nodded slowly. “I’ve never fainted before, but I think you might be right.” “Do you want me to catch you if you fall, or … ?” “If you wouldn’t mind.” “No problem at all.” “Thank you.”