“It properly flows? Are we having a pee pun party?” A slight tightening around the eyes was my only visual clue that Leif was amused. Otherwise his face remained impassive and his voice deadpanned, “If I do not aim carefully at my targets tonight, I might cause a big splash at the stadium.” “Oh, very punny. You will show them what yellow cowards they are,” I said. “Right after I flush them out of the crowd.” “You will rain down upon their porcelain skin a deluge of justice.” “Ugh! And I will have to wash my hands afterward.” I chuckled, and Leif’s face finally cracked into a grin. It felt good
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