Wiser to say: ‘Ah, my love, we’re sorry we worried you. We were selfish and inconsiderate, should likely be flogged for it. We hope you’ll forgive us.’ Thicken the brogue a bit as well. Women are fools for brogues.” “Then kiss her feet, I suppose.” “Actually, you aim for the ass. Ass kissing is a tradition that never goes out of style.
