4.19 avg rating — 2,371,754 ratings

"First read this while being checked out in hospital after being in a minor car crash, a friend had just lent it to me and it was the only book I had with me. Honestly a toss-up whether the crash or reading this was more traumatic.

Throne of Farce...I mean, *Glass features a Mary Sue main character that despite being the most capable and dangerous assassin ever (so we are told) proceeds to complain about how cold her cushy palace chambers are and spends half her time going gooey over two identical alpha male love interests. Seriously diminishes my faith in humanity to know that there are literally thousands of people out there who consider Sarah J Mass' horrendous excuse for writing prose as the peak of literature. "

3.76 avg rating — 1,867,002 ratings

"For a franchise highly popular with teen girls, it's not a good look to have your 18 year-old main character get married and knocked up. What's infinitely worse is how things descend into Clive Barker-esque horror land when the unborn half-vamp bub starts to suck the life out of Bella. I knew this would be bad, but Christ! Should come with a bloody warning label. "